How to get famous

How to get famous

Edwin told me that day, while playing soccer, there is that infamous neighbourhood crazy old man, who walks around terrorising people. There was once, Edwin saw him running around like a kido, caught a lizard in his hands, bit off the head of the lizard and started munching on it with his 2 front tooth. The crazy fella had that food tasting judge look on his face as he figured the lizard's head with tongue and tooth, lizards, and the various reasons why people don't need lizards to be part of their diet. Yes, he continued with the rest of the lizard with its tail still sticking out, wringling about freely, painting his chin as the tail wags away. With his slimed lips still holding the wagging tail, the crazy fella continued his festa while looking at the crumpled faces of the soccer players. Everyone was staring at him.

By now, famous. Fame like money is never enough to satisfy, so Crazy fella one day was staring at Edwin's soccer kakis again. No lizard this time... hahaha... he has his 2 paws in front of his chest, scrawling around the adjacent void deck and occasionally looking in the direction of the soccer field. For the longest time, he was staring blankly at Edwin.

At his own pace, crazily, Lizard man walks over to the soccer field. Terrorised! Everyone stopped. Stared. No one moved for fear of the unknown. Lizard man gave a partly frustrated look at the players which gave everyone the chills down thier spines... Scrawling at his pace which felt like eternity, crazily to the plastic rubbish bin covers which the players took and used it as their goal post, the crazy fella pulled down his pants,... OMG... No, he didnt masturbate. Half squat. What happened next made the spectators turn their heads, brows touching and faint. A thick lustrous flow of shit came gushing out of the crazy fella asshole! Neck's streched skywards, hands still in front of his chest... the gooey splatter made everyone's stomach flutter to the rythem of the ooze... Sandy coloured ooze at the base of the goal post... Talk abut good luck charms... hahaha... bewitched!

Thats the full-time whistle man! Everyone waved each other away... No one remembered seeing the crazy fella wipe his ass that day.... OMG...

Famous!

Coming soon...
1. Picanto Turbo
2. Brian's JDM STi

Sam farking turbo charge anything.... eh... dun play play hor... 1100cc Turbocharged, 950kg... kekeke.... You just need to floor your average 1.6 ride, and see yourself unable to pull away from a picanto... omg... can't sleep liaoz... hahahaha....

Subaru STi boost up

Subaru STi boost up

Lately so farking busy... but... a little time squeezed out to talk cock is essential to the well-being of our minds. My friend Tony told me 2 weeks ago... he was cruising on the highway and suddenly from under the passenger area, he heard a loud "explosion".

Farker Tony must be imagining he is in Iraq fighting the farking terrorist Bush war, and imagines the Shiite militia shooting his farking ass... hahaha... Ai yah... He asked me how come got explosion one... He asked me this and that la... I just told him... "You sway la.... hahaha" Really la... I think think and think ... cb must be this farker Tony never bath that day... hahaha... I told him Golf ball hit his car la... hahaha... this farker Tony cannot give chance one... otherwise he start to talk cock with you, you surely pingsan and surrender... Eh Tony, "Kau pegi toilet gon jiang... jangan ka-cheow ka-cheow ku tau!"

Anyway,... he called me 2~3 days ago la... he was washing his car and saw what seems to be a dent cause by a stray golf ball.

This Subaru JDM STi is owned by the winner of the last PG 5 laps race. Sam know this fella quite well... using his stock JDM Sti, he skillfully wringles his way to the top. According to sam, pole position and podium finishing is nothing surprising for this owner... Well... I did get a few driving tip from the owner... kekeke... but frankly, it wasnt as natural to me as it was for him. Anyway... we took this stock STi, put in a better flowing air filter and retuned his STi....kekeke...

For various political reasons, I am forbidden to devulge on more details to what was done on this track car, but, one thing is for sure... he said, "I enjoy the power...." kekeke...

I still have a Kia Picanto Turbo which I will definately do a write-up on this one soon... Yes la brudder,... Picanto Turbo!! hahaha... This is on of the most fun cars I've tune so far, with a HKS BOV installed, omg... everywhere we went, people are staring at us... those tiong car I tuned, like Alan's and Xiao Jian's... yah, got people see... but picanto... people stare with mouth open wide-wide!! hahaha... very a 800cc Picanto turbo with full boost at 4000 rpm... it make you wanna get one and play.... serious... anyway... I save this farking shiok shiok steam steam story for next post.... Then after that... Brian's JDM STI with TD05-18G turbo boosting 1.9 bars....

Till then... happy boosting!