Friends are friends afterall
I had a chat with one of my old pals today, and finally got to understand the real reason why sam kicked my ass and ask me go fly kite. To look back in time, and to read the journels I've written over the years, it does bring back fond memories. It is also partly why I took such a long time to write and when there is so much to read. In my memories, sam is like a big brother who watches over those he considers are his family. The problem with this farker is that he seldom or never wish to say too much of why he did it his way. Its like those who have had their rides modified by him, you try asking him how and why he did it like this and that, he will start drawing circles and triangles in the air and say, "this is my recipie of cooking fried rice", he likes to cook it like that and if you enjoy the food, pay money. Quite annoying to a certain extent I must admit, and to taste his fried rice first hand, it does suck a little.
Well, he have his reasons and to want me not to follow his footsteps, thats sam. I've seen him do this to his siblings, though he seldom talk about it much, deep down I am thankful for his gestures.
His excuses of me being a tuner who is around only in the evening, not forgetting, its been 6 years since we worked together, farking rides and blowing engines, is pretty lame. He thinks that sucking my bosses ass after they shit, like the rest of us is pretty much a normal lifestyle, spending time with family and stuff and cherish our time with our kids is more likely the reasons why he kicked my ass. I told him I was counting down to my turn. I think I pretty much freaked him out! LOLZ!! I know Paul stuck around during times like this, since they pretty much have so much in common, as I reel back, pause and look at the whole picture, it does fit together well enough to know and be thankful.
I remember Sam's encouragement when I wanted to start on my own and purchase my own dyno machine, if he wanted me to fail, then he wouldnt have encouraged that in the first place. I think I better not fark him too much out of anger for kicking my ass, thats not gonna be nice and logical.
Today, I must admit, my skills as a tuner is formidable and it came as a result of countless hours of tuning. His patience and opportunites resulted in my skillset and fame, I have sam to thank.
As usual, I'll stick to my slogan, Sam a farker and I'll keep it that way, the way he wanted it. Try thinking of sam a nice fella, I cannot, asshole he is. I'll still give him the middle finger, and I see again in my mental projector, the dirty old man smile, the euphoric feeling, the way I remember it to be.
Sam, thanks.
For those looking for him, he is now located in a rubbish dump. He has 2 useless burgers working for him now, and the other new guy? I think he's gay. lolz! 4 hoist now to service cars, of which 2 of the hoist saw the days we shared. Ah fah became his part time painter for his new shop, bloody talented guy I must admit, I wonder if he can work as part-time maid also. Ah fah? dont bother about him, I can write all sort of shit about him, he doesnt read english anyway... pls, dun translate this for him, if you must, I pray you be kind lolz... Dun say the maid thingy... lolz...
Smile. For today, we stand in the crossroads of life, the dilemma.
All I know, all in all, sam will support me, the way he knows how, we chose our friends, the way I know how, he knows my passion in tuning and in the makes of passion, the anger and the love. hmm... I've never tried angry sex before... Jepun have alot, those porn site have alot of those short farts scewing angrily, hmm... passion sia! confirmz! Smurfs must be very passionate people too... and dwarfs? Yeah, xnxx have the snow-white and the 7 passionate dwarfs too. They are very passionate too... yes. omg, every now and then my passionate tuning turns dirty... Now I'm angry... muahahaha... fark la... lolz... dun run off searching for the dwarfs yet.
Now, I'm spending more time with my kids and family, and have the weekends off to tune cars!! lolz... Thanks Brother.
coming soon, angry dwarf driving passionatly tune STI... lolz...
Happy dwarfing....
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Nitrous Oxide System
Nitrous Oxide System
Comming soon.... instant power for 800 bucks! 50% more horsepower, use only when you need it, well hidden from privy eyes, dismantle in 30 mins. Stay tuned.... lolz...
This is by far the cheapest $/bhp and it installs literally anything... any car...!!!
Comming soon.... instant power for 800 bucks! 50% more horsepower, use only when you need it, well hidden from privy eyes, dismantle in 30 mins. Stay tuned.... lolz...
This is by far the cheapest $/bhp and it installs literally anything... any car...!!!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Authorised Dealer for Scanguage II
Authorised Dealer for Scanguage II
Congratulations to netizen and all car fanatics looking for good deal at a steal! lolz, Power Express is now an Authorised Dealer for Scanguage II
Basically, this product is for people who wish to take a peek into the vehicle's brain and see what your car's sensor is sending to your car's ECU.
Its pretty much for people who wish to reset their ECUs and for DIY tuners to do their work without much problems.
This post is to remember this day, where old things are past while new things bud.
Retail price: $290
Have anyone heard of a device which monitors the 4 tyre pressures of your car actively monitor and showing you the pressure on each of them. Well, I a little sua ku la, Distributor intro it to me, pretty cool device, but I forgot how much is the price, very sorry... anyway, here's how the device look like... pretty interesting thingy...
ps: if you wanna DIY tune your car and wanna know more about how to go about doing it, pls drop by, coffee on me.
Monday, June 21, 2010
World of change
World of change
Yes, its been while...
I am no longer tuning cars for Sam. Finally... hahaha... I know many people including workshops have been waiting for this day for a long time. It is difficult to some extent to sum up a long story into a short narrative text and to keep things simple, you no longer have to depend on Sam being the only soul in this hellish road raged world, to attend to your needs if you require my services.
For a while now, in fact, for the last 6 months for the matter, Sam have been tuning car himself and in fact, I wouldnt even know you or had seen your car before if you have had your car been tuned by me during this period. Beside those who knows me personally, and have specifically requested for my services, I'm guessing, and hope that you understand that in the world of business, people does change and in business sense, it may be more viable to do away with additional expenses and earn that extra few cents if possible.
With all due respect, this business sense thing is crap to me. I still wanna retain that transparency and honesty I have carried with me all these years and will continue to provide that level of credibity.
In the market, as some you already know, exists workshops with exquisite skillset and attitude. Being able to speak freely, BMS, BKS are experts on subarus and their after sales services is beyond doubt. Man exhaust have been around for ages and being the first workshop to install a turbo kit for a NA car, this fact itself speaks volume. GTR technology are professionally known to build that fastest rotary engines and apex seals and the know-hows of maintaining or modifying a rotary engine, they are second to none. GTR is also a no-frills workshop who does customization to the customer's budget. I mean, if you're real tight on a budget and just wanna get thing up and running on a low-cost itenary, they would be your Value-Air of today.
As you already know, there exists also a community of tuners enough to populate an entire pulau ubin and have kids enough to run a community center, and it is also worth noting that tuner themselves also have their preferred workshop to perform a preferred task. Like for example, BKS rebuilds a WRX engine in 4 days, and installs a new 2.5L engine in 1 day. Man exhaust builds custom turbo kits in 2 days. Yes, it is that fast. And appointment basis only. It is also re-assuring that you get the attention you need once your car is there and have an assured delivery.
I saying that in the realm of car modifications, there are a plenty of options and it is thus important that someone, with a non-bias and non-business oriented approach explains to you whats important and where to do the stuff. It is also important that that someone exercise his clout to get the best possible deal on your behalf and not have any strings attached to the package.
No worries, I'll now hang out at Ah boy's shop at #05-13/14. I'll erect my own signage asap. Thats gonna be a ego thing for me of course, and fark the private parties thingy, let have it in my own workshop. Yes, my very own one.... :)
This article is meant to remember Ah boy's encouragement and his efforts to pull me out to take a damn good look around. His constant reminder that I have to continue tuning cars with that unwavering honesty, non-business approach to people. I remember those who wonder why I tune cars for sam while there is a world of opportuniny out there. I can now freely tune a car that is reliable and place cap on car to keep them running healthy and happy.
People hate it when I cap a car's horsepower. hahaha... it is like sex, you wanna bang it hard and fast, but, you wanna also slow down sometimes... you know, pre-ejeculation aint gonna make her smile alot. kakakaka.... if you kept on banging for an hour, you get blisters. Soap aint gonna help bro. Soap only makes it smoother but, those blisters are still gonna appear.
Stay tuned... I have a half-cut TS coming along the way. HV racing does the setup for a cool 4000 RM !! Yeah, damn cheap. The car has been running for 2 years now, and owner have saved enough molla now for a professional tune up session. Price wise, cheap cheap bang bang, I'll leave enough for him for a couple of woohaa, thats for sure...
meanwhile,keep smiling and drive safe.
ps: JX, thanks for asking me to update my blog for the 10th time now... cheers!!
Yes, its been while...
I am no longer tuning cars for Sam. Finally... hahaha... I know many people including workshops have been waiting for this day for a long time. It is difficult to some extent to sum up a long story into a short narrative text and to keep things simple, you no longer have to depend on Sam being the only soul in this hellish road raged world, to attend to your needs if you require my services.
For a while now, in fact, for the last 6 months for the matter, Sam have been tuning car himself and in fact, I wouldnt even know you or had seen your car before if you have had your car been tuned by me during this period. Beside those who knows me personally, and have specifically requested for my services, I'm guessing, and hope that you understand that in the world of business, people does change and in business sense, it may be more viable to do away with additional expenses and earn that extra few cents if possible.
With all due respect, this business sense thing is crap to me. I still wanna retain that transparency and honesty I have carried with me all these years and will continue to provide that level of credibity.
In the market, as some you already know, exists workshops with exquisite skillset and attitude. Being able to speak freely, BMS, BKS are experts on subarus and their after sales services is beyond doubt. Man exhaust have been around for ages and being the first workshop to install a turbo kit for a NA car, this fact itself speaks volume. GTR technology are professionally known to build that fastest rotary engines and apex seals and the know-hows of maintaining or modifying a rotary engine, they are second to none. GTR is also a no-frills workshop who does customization to the customer's budget. I mean, if you're real tight on a budget and just wanna get thing up and running on a low-cost itenary, they would be your Value-Air of today.
As you already know, there exists also a community of tuners enough to populate an entire pulau ubin and have kids enough to run a community center, and it is also worth noting that tuner themselves also have their preferred workshop to perform a preferred task. Like for example, BKS rebuilds a WRX engine in 4 days, and installs a new 2.5L engine in 1 day. Man exhaust builds custom turbo kits in 2 days. Yes, it is that fast. And appointment basis only. It is also re-assuring that you get the attention you need once your car is there and have an assured delivery.
I saying that in the realm of car modifications, there are a plenty of options and it is thus important that someone, with a non-bias and non-business oriented approach explains to you whats important and where to do the stuff. It is also important that that someone exercise his clout to get the best possible deal on your behalf and not have any strings attached to the package.
No worries, I'll now hang out at Ah boy's shop at #05-13/14. I'll erect my own signage asap. Thats gonna be a ego thing for me of course, and fark the private parties thingy, let have it in my own workshop. Yes, my very own one.... :)
This article is meant to remember Ah boy's encouragement and his efforts to pull me out to take a damn good look around. His constant reminder that I have to continue tuning cars with that unwavering honesty, non-business approach to people. I remember those who wonder why I tune cars for sam while there is a world of opportuniny out there. I can now freely tune a car that is reliable and place cap on car to keep them running healthy and happy.
People hate it when I cap a car's horsepower. hahaha... it is like sex, you wanna bang it hard and fast, but, you wanna also slow down sometimes... you know, pre-ejeculation aint gonna make her smile alot. kakakaka.... if you kept on banging for an hour, you get blisters. Soap aint gonna help bro. Soap only makes it smoother but, those blisters are still gonna appear.
Stay tuned... I have a half-cut TS coming along the way. HV racing does the setup for a cool 4000 RM !! Yeah, damn cheap. The car has been running for 2 years now, and owner have saved enough molla now for a professional tune up session. Price wise, cheap cheap bang bang, I'll leave enough for him for a couple of woohaa, thats for sure...
meanwhile,keep smiling and drive safe.
ps: JX, thanks for asking me to update my blog for the 10th time now... cheers!!
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