Friday, August 26, 2011

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Ah Tiong kept telling us we lack marketing, well, here's something we're proud of, for a company branding of 1 year, as a workshop producing our own in-house product, I am more than happy to present to you Power Express Ultimate Power Charger!

Our sample unit from our factory have received very good response. As a tuner, I can endorse this unit and share with you why this unit can assist the car's performance and enhance the mapping made by the tuner.

Presenting The Ultimate Power Charger :))

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

WRX with swapped wires



Subaru WRX 2.0 with VF43 Turbo

For goodness sake, this is the 4th car I encountered that I simply cannot reflash from Dienowtech. I told my guy, if I cant tune this ride, I'll chop off my dick. Yeah, everyone's hoping to see the impossible. I know the wires have been swapped. In the previous occasions, we were busy and we simply acknowledge our lack of abilities and pass off and not tunable.

This time round, we have installed on this ride, a VF43 turbo, STI intercooler, boost controller, blow-off valve and many more goodies, I mean if this can't be done I really dunno what to do. No choice bro...

Lawrence kept my facebook filled with girls from the netherlands. What happened to the translucent peek-a-boo, hole in between buttons photos? Those big mamas like to purposely wear those undersized shirts and stand side ways for you, eh, I sure see one lor... yah, la sup, I admit... I would also stick my fingers in between, I think its firm felt, especially with those with lacy strips one... omg,... eh, machiam she open the button but you cannot stand lor... this time round, I must make it happen. Must prove my manhood, cannot stand must chop off hehehe...

Borrowed my fren's same model wrx to see the wiring... basket, same sia. Its 10pm on a 7th month night in Autobay. Air is cold and breeze is eery. This area sure feels very lawrence on a 7th month sia.... was on my way back but if this ride's gonna fill up my wet dreams, I'm gonna make it work. Aint gonna give up the wets for some srewed-up swapped wires. Yes, the owner finally realised his wires was swapped, but strangely cool countenance seems to approve of the barbaric act that follows if I fail.

Alone in a mist of lawrence filled area, detouring from home and back to workshop sure sounds like a good idea but, when reality stikes, looking at the ride, and the possible loss of flesh, I have to make this work. I did the simplest thing, cut all the wires.

Re-connecting the wire back resulted in my punching in the air screaming, for all you know, it worked. Lawrence must be surprised by my shouting, for no one was here to feel the feeling of success.

It worked!

Whats next is tuning. VF43 is a relatively new turbo, it fetches a premium price for sure and the best way to know is to try it. Before we tuned this ride, the boost levels is way below our mark. Engine is pinging for sure and our plan now is to let the owner know that the finished product will be very much more powerful than what he is used to having.

There you have it, a 320 wheel horse ride on my sad dyno, and about 400nm of torque on engine.

During test drive, lolz.... owner step on partial throttle, the car shoots forward, the very moment it shoots, he releases the throttle... lolz... power la... it take a bit of getting used to right avery? lolz...

Anyway, all ends well. All smiles.

Why should the wires be swapped? Who carez....

Drive safe and smile!! lolz...

1. Jeff's Picanto Turbo with Dyno chart
2. Terrence's Subaru TS Turbo
3. Scott's WRX
4. Mitsubushi Ex 1.5 turbo

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Ballz required






You mudder farkers reali something man,.... Stop asking me about the Ballz requirez screen la... its a joke, you know joke means talk kok only, there is no such screen on dyno machine, it only bloody shuts down when over powered. Where got Ballz Required screen one lolz.... knn

The day we did this Hyundai Avante Turbo, 6 months back there abouts... I watched the replay in my mental projector, seeing the excitement, second guessing the calculations on how much this car can take, we aimed for a mear 170 wheel horse power. Being the first Hyundai Avante Turbo we've done, we're pretty much on our toes not knowing how much this ride can actually take before blowing apart.

korean Kimchi leh, how the hell we know sia...

We are all awaiting, toes curled up, listening and watching for signs that tells us its time to stop. Low boost, very very low boost only... all farking scared.

After the inital mapping have been set, the time has come for the first power run! Dyno sets up itself for the onslaught. All attentive and watching, fire extinguisher is beside and on standby. Hokkien say si bei kan chiong.

Dyno releases the horses and they sprint! As it approaches 5000 rpm, the syntoms of high lift cams became very obvious, vvt? I suppose. Car wacks the dyno delivering a powerful punch, clocking 220 whp, 27.5 kg of torque! Look closely at the 5000 rpm region, it shows syntoms similar to vtec, vvti.... coolz huh? Kimchi brudder,... good for you!

wow, thats for starters. With 170 whp in mind, clocking 220 whp is way above my intended target, I screamed over the dashboard, "... wat the fark you did sia!..." Ming zhai smiled. This kit produced way too much horsepower for comfort. Owner has mixed feeling that says the horses are impressive, but can this last, "the sound of the engine is really scary..." Usually, I would say shiok la... but this time, I'm dumb found.

Scratching head and balls thinking of how to reduce the amount of horses produce ends up with nothing.The only thing left is tuning. Tuning this ride to retain sanity, is difficult. We consider the fuel comsumption and engine heating issues as part of the plan on protecting this beast.

The more I scratch, the more blisters I get, how sia... kan chiong la... Korean drama is nice, I remembered 10 years back, my Airforce buddy showed me my first korean porn drama, the male actor wears a black spec, long sleeves shirt, sitting on a low legged table, eating kimchi I suppose, his out stretched leg and wriggling toes made his actress brows crimped, a slight frown occasionally, her frozen chopsticks hung in mid-air, very focused on something other than kimchi, wow, it seems to me that as the wriggling intensify, the longer the frowns, thats what I remembered, my trusty underwear made it sure I retained my manhood. Eh, at 20s this is no joking matter man, flaky cotton underwear sure to tear under immsense pressure... lolz...

I think tuning this ride as intense as Korean Kimchi.

We released the car at 220 whp. The owner wack only, disregard our feelings and as though none of this worrisome issue ever existed. Its been 6 months of tearing North-south and smacking unsuspecting victims, this ride is awesome! Now, we too wack the car like nothing of these ever happened.

This kit runs on Synchronic wastegate, Unichip, TD04 turbo, customized high-grade extractor, thermal wrapped exhaust, and many many more...

I must admit, this is a ride worth talking about. Idling is perfect, no stall issues, extractor is golden bluish in colour, real eye opener. The pictures are in my facebook, search for pwrexpress@gmail.com, under your cars section.

We take pride in this ride. Its a real accomplishment when so many others have failed and we made it. I'm more than happy with the results. Kudos to Hyundai for making this ride so happening! Kimchi power!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Coming soon...

I think this should be the new list...

1. Daryl's advante turbo at 220 wheel horsepower.... I'll load the dyno chart
2. Dienow tech tuned WRX with swapped wires
3. Jeff's Picanto Turbo with Dyno chart
4. Terrence's Subaru TS Turbo
5. Scott's WRX

Suzuki Swift Sport Auto Turbo Charged



To that idoit from Lanciew forum, if you continue boosting 1.2 bars with a stock engine and expect the engine to last, my lousy tuning and workmanship will not solve the overheating problems you face. Yes, you changed head gasket 4 times, keep changing while you're at it and keep the boost level high. hiaz...

Some say it wont last. Suzuki Swift Sport Auto turbo charged is a ride worth talking about. Aberly's car.


Aberly is a gentleman in every sense. Yes, the can punch you and you die, so all the more we must deliver a swift sport that performs to expectations.


For starters, people mistaken this custom turbo kit for HKS's kit, thats a complement. With 50% more horsepower added to this ride, driving this ride became a real pleasure. Aberly spent hell lotsa money on this ride and nothing quite compares to turbo.


Some of the components installed on this ride is specially made using CNC engineering and laser cutted. The extractor is our pride item, it is golden bluish in colour and performs well above expectation. My knowledge on metal treatment ensures the extractor out performs the cast iron turbo exhaust manifold a million times. Will it crack? crack my arse! Knowing the temperature range of metal and metal treatment, lolz... no way! Forged pistons uses metal treatment, and thats the only clue you'll ever get on how we make it happen.


What we have here is a ride that idles like a stock suzuki swift, totally stock sounding and nothing gives away the power this ride produces once the turbo kicks in. I must admit, if the kit is done wrongly, the longevity is at stake.


Tuning this ride is fun. lolz... From move off, if you throttle hard enough, the 17 inch wheel spins. As the ride accelerates towards 3000 rpm, the car starts to come alive. The low end improvement is worth noting. Improvement on the low end is essential for day to day driving in silllypore and at 3000rpm, the blades of the turbo becomes audible, the sharp suction sound, with bearing spinning hard, TD04 forces air direct to the Apexi intercooler, jamming the enigne with loads of air. Ensuring the engine receives suffucient fuel is crucial. At 3200 rpm, the car surges forward, giving you the 'G' feeling all that all turbo cars experiences.


Aberly felt this ride is like factory tuned, factory fitted with turbo. Smooth acceleration. Past 3200 rpm, the only thing required is balls brudder. Thats no need to write like farking hell, trying to describe orgasm. Everyone at some point of time did it, and when it shoots, it shoots. It does feel good. Yes, damn good.


Its been months now, Aberly fitted an exhaust valve in his car, lolz... well, now we talk about chinese chess and wine. He said that I lack maketing, Edison told me that we have products that people should get to know about. In life, it is you guys that make it good.


Ok fine. At about 3500 rpm, ok, the wheel spins when the turbo kicks in. The car simply pulls like no tomorrow. This ride runs on Emanage Ultimate. Before this, was Emanage Blue and before this was Unichip.... it all works, and the basic rule is, more money more honey.


To Sam, you still is a bloody idoit and you still talk cock. Never change, thanks for the call yesterday, I'll drop by your shit hole next week once I clean up my shit hole.... cheers


Hardware wise, we have TD04 Turbo, Custom Extractor, Greddy type RZ BOV, Greddy Profec B boost controller, Greddy Emanage Ultimate, Exhaust Valve...


Oh, on keeping this ride alive? When you pay, you pay for our experience with this ride, there is a limit to how much each car can take, knowing this limit is golden. If you try measuring this with your ass, tough. You need a meter on that ass. My recommendation, try my dyno machine, it tells you everything, if the car is too fast, the windows pop-up window will show one screen "Balls requried" lolz... just kidding... btw, I seriously like to talk rubbish, and those of you idoits complaining about my rubbish porn like site, try xnxx.com.


Its been a while since I last blogged.... a little rusty liaoz... Rest assure,... coming up soon, DieNowTech tuned WRX with swapped wires and Toyota MR-S turbo. It will be exciting I promise!! lolz...

Its been a looong wait

For starters, to those hardcore fans who visited my workshop and asked me to update my blog... my sincere thanks. Its been a looong wait for you guys.

Lets get this blog site up and running.

This blog was started some many years ago and those days, after tuning till 2am in the morning, going home was a drag. The day of excitement ended with a sleepy wife sitting beside you pretending to be listening with snores in between "Keep talking, I'm listening...zzz...zzz..." Events that happened, the excitement, the achievement and the good times with Sam, those are still vivid in my memories, like our first date, first kiss, first fark, whatever... Trying to share them with my wife is like trying to peel an orange with my dick.

Some smart arse along the way showed my blogger. Well, why not, and thats way the way I talked to that someone special, sharing how I felt about this car and that turbo and stuff... It was basically how I felt and guess what, no one told me about the amount of people reading my blog, I mean 1 day 400 hundred, wow... from Junior colleage to Uni, they read and laughed about the stories they read.

Running a business now is hell. Uncle lai warned me. I didnt know it was that bad.

You get workshops and ill brained people trying kick your arse. You get hell if their customers came to your workshop. my... my... hell man... They say I do shit job and stuff.... omg... well... its been 1 year.

This article is the foreplay to good times ahead. To those buggers out there, bad times are good for seeing things in the right prespective. Things became clearer, you see the true essence of things, you see friends in the true nature. Be smart and live through it, those who stuck by you, cherish them. For me, those farkers get cheap Motul oil, and no dun sell OWS oil