How to get famous

How to get famous

Edwin told me that day, while playing soccer, there is that infamous neighbourhood crazy old man, who walks around terrorising people. There was once, Edwin saw him running around like a kido, caught a lizard in his hands, bit off the head of the lizard and started munching on it with his 2 front tooth. The crazy fella had that food tasting judge look on his face as he figured the lizard's head with tongue and tooth, lizards, and the various reasons why people don't need lizards to be part of their diet. Yes, he continued with the rest of the lizard with its tail still sticking out, wringling about freely, painting his chin as the tail wags away. With his slimed lips still holding the wagging tail, the crazy fella continued his festa while looking at the crumpled faces of the soccer players. Everyone was staring at him.

By now, famous. Fame like money is never enough to satisfy, so Crazy fella one day was staring at Edwin's soccer kakis again. No lizard this time... hahaha... he has his 2 paws in front of his chest, scrawling around the adjacent void deck and occasionally looking in the direction of the soccer field. For the longest time, he was staring blankly at Edwin.

At his own pace, crazily, Lizard man walks over to the soccer field. Terrorised! Everyone stopped. Stared. No one moved for fear of the unknown. Lizard man gave a partly frustrated look at the players which gave everyone the chills down thier spines... Scrawling at his pace which felt like eternity, crazily to the plastic rubbish bin covers which the players took and used it as their goal post, the crazy fella pulled down his pants,... OMG... No, he didnt masturbate. Half squat. What happened next made the spectators turn their heads, brows touching and faint. A thick lustrous flow of shit came gushing out of the crazy fella asshole! Neck's streched skywards, hands still in front of his chest... the gooey splatter made everyone's stomach flutter to the rythem of the ooze... Sandy coloured ooze at the base of the goal post... Talk abut good luck charms... hahaha... bewitched!

Thats the full-time whistle man! Everyone waved each other away... No one remembered seeing the crazy fella wipe his ass that day.... OMG...

Famous!

Coming soon...
1. Picanto Turbo
2. Brian's JDM STi

Sam farking turbo charge anything.... eh... dun play play hor... 1100cc Turbocharged, 950kg... kekeke.... You just need to floor your average 1.6 ride, and see yourself unable to pull away from a picanto... omg... can't sleep liaoz... hahahaha....