Encouraging Signs, Interview with Keith

Encouraging Signs are meant for you fans of this radical blog. Seeing the hit rates going leaps and bounds, I realized now that people are waiting so damn long for a post. I sincerely say thanks to you freakos out there...

I stole his CB face from Facebook la.... yah i know cheap skate, but for those who wanna see his cb face... here it is....

Steady bom pi pi rite? I never for all these damn years got my cb face so handsome before. Ok this guys is damn enthu for starters. Lets start off with his girlfriend first, (for obvious reasons), for starters, she was stealing the show. Keith was tuning some dunno what the fark car that day when she was around, the farking malayu beside my workshop was like starring at her boobys then her arse, then her bobbies.... depending on which side she is facing, well, from the sides then both, fair complexion, very demure, she moves with elegance wading away as she avoids the oil fill garage, literally floats around the workshop. Chio la, i must admit, so, yes, I too star at each possible opportunity. who doesn't anyway. You know, white figure hugging t-shirts? To the designers from Mango, I'm lovin it!

Talking to keith, I'm not so interested in his techno savvies gung-ho terms about how he can transform a swift sport from 120 to 220 whp, his knowledge on rides encompasses CNC laser cutting, port and polishing the heads, but what impresses me most from this cb is his claim that "I'm a digger" OMG! Rite, I know for starters is this this bugger tuned the fastest ride in Kuching, and in his arsenal, he has a tuning cert from UK, packed with experiences from the crypt. From now till April this year, you'll be receiving first hand news of a race thats brewing between CK Performance and Keith. The bets so far is that Keith's gonna lose the race. CK Performance's top mech Ah Hao is no easy target, from Dong Jun, building Malaysia's fastest civics? like I said, the bets are now on Ah Hao.... lola...

I was like half naked with flames from my arse when he told me that. Imagine your boss told you he is a darn good digger, I think you would run off wanking for your life! Dig what sia! Hey, you bachelors out there, Alex! First learn to dig, then drink. I bet the queue would be long, then learn to comb your eye brows with your tongue! lola.... way cools...  

So, there you have it, a formidable tuner(whatever fark he tunes), excellent digger someone who would spend hours of his life digging on how your ride can be improved further without turbo charging it.

Keith's currently building a Swift Sport engine... I'll try to DIG more on that... lolz...

meanwhile, stay funk and jump, I'll be posting again very very soon.

kudos

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