Classic workshop tech joke

We got some siao track car owners, I think got no life one la, half the time you find them on sepang, while the other half you see them attacking corners at pasir gudang. The track also never offend them before but, alot of people like to vandalise the wall and worse still, take their cars and piang the CB walls in Gudang.

I was thinking of these track car I've tuned and one of them is our dear red Vios with one of a kind suspension system. Of course la, with the amount of time and effort spent tuning the suspension system on this car, if you still don't get it right, you can squat on the parapet wall of Blk 123 potong pasir ave, put 2 hand together and leap off the building.

This vios owner have been practising on this car for a long time and since the engine, torque and powerband is still the same, he is consistently trying his consistent ride and improving on his skills and timings on track. CB, if I give you a car that breaksdown half the time, and 90% of the time, you're in-out workshop, I bet your skills will be stagnant.

Most of our race junkies like Alan keeps on practising on that "x" kg of torque and "y" bhp at "z" rpm for weeks and you bet their skills and confidence will increase over time. During which nothing in the engine and turbo kit is modified and should deliver a reliable and constant performance. With practise, you see our racers winning.

Eh, there was once, I was tuing car, got 1 cb who kept following us for tuning. Fark, this brudder's head is damn big. Really damn big lor... and he put it beside my head while tuning and staring at me laptop. OMG! There was once I got a shock when I turn my head and see him next to me... Imagine a big head sitting at the back seat sticks his big head next to yours while you tune the car.... CB, I told him please... stop sticking head beside me... damn irritating.

He didnt listen.... Hiaz.

Ok, we know one fella who took a GT28 size turbo and ask dear sam to put it into his vios. After we finished laughing at the joke, we realised he was serious. Eh, where got people so stubborn one... cb, tell you cannot still dun listen, and insist sam do it, customer big fark... hahaha... cannot!!

"Eh, Sam, I buy this dog(turbo) hor, can help me teach him to Mieow ?"

sam: "HAHAHA!! CB, you damn funny lor....hahahaha"

"Eh, Sam, I am serious... I want this dog to mieow"

sam: "Huh? hahahaha.... ok, you fark off one corner and fark the spider on the wall. I not going to teach your dog to mieow."

How can use soooo big turbo one??

dissapointed owner went to MK grazing... I think they are famous for this...

"Eh, big-head, I buy this dog, can help teach him to Mieow??"

big-head: "Hmmm.... can. But, I have this dog, it is bigger and better than your dog."

"Really?" **got hope liaoz **

big-head: "Yah! Of course! and I can teach this dog to Mieow Mieow damn farking loud. Louder than sam's powervalve. muahahaha"

"You steady la. I went to sam's workshop, they say cannot, not after laughing their ass off. The tuner also CB one... say I go fark spider on the wall..."

After weeks of modifying the car, it ended up running 0.8 bars of boost, full boost at 5000 rpm, with forged piston, forged conrod, and its slower than most cars on the road, kenna tear up by my 0.6 bars vios on track. Go 40 tiang lose big time. My vios fren asked him to look for better option....

After weeks of trying to teach the dog to mieow, the dog died. Dog don't understand why people teaching him to mieow ... hahahaha... Instead of embarassing itself, it died to save his pride. Mieow loud loud... cb Mieow!... MIEOW!! die better la.

Yup. In reality, the MK grazing vios engine gone already. Together with its pride, pistons and cons...

Then lately, I found out the tuner is actually the big head who is trying his luck. He also took his cell phone and snap pictures of the powervalve designs in sam's office. Really cb. Not say sam's design damn good la, really so farking good meh?... You just need to buy a cat and it will automatically Mieowwwww......


This is a classic workshop tech joke.... only old people will enjoy...

kudos to our red vios tracky.... timing improved.