BMW 325

I sat into a BMW 325 recently, sam immediately asked me to analyse the owner whom I've never met. Looking down at the gear stick, the well worn leather that over the shaft, I concluded that its a lady. "Why?" sam asked amused.

"Its damn obvious lor, which gender can hold that stick so well and drives a BMW." I replied.

The worn out steering wheel is definately one that grasps it so hard, your legs are bound by the pedals and you moan while driving. "What about the stains on the wheels" sam asked.

"Sperm of course."

Immediately, sam raised his palms from the steering and drove with his fingers.

Silly mule.

We're planning to turbo charged this beautiful ride!