Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Subaru 2.5 wrx

This is a stock wrx with wastegate and a boost controller. I know this is a little anti-climax for starters, and those of you owners of monster ride, please bear with me. There is something wrong with the setup and his days in his previous workshop resutlted in frustration and fruitless pursuit for answers.

Sam once again with his nose stuck very high up in the air, fingers doodling away in the air describing how majestically he weave his magical fingers to transform cinderella into snow white before the clock strikes twelve. I just listen as he continues his chant of carmasutras. I notice as I paid a little more attention to his chantings, he got a little more excited and it seems to quicken his speech, and as I look away, his fingers with its futile attempts began to beg for attention. Like a little boy showing off his huge dick again. Ha.

Owner is a very kind person who shows his appreciation by smsing us how happy he was with the ride. Nice guy.

Lately the news is filled with so much talk about the job credits the government is giving out and how it helped the companies in sillypore prevent retrenchment and all those crab. I wonder what kind of foreign talent we have and there is no better way to describe this than a witness of one bangala pushing a lorry and the other behind the wheel trying his best to start the car. A closer look into what the bangala is doing, we look with agony as the one pushing the lorry behind is getting no help from the one sitting behind the wheel trying to turn the ignition key! Trying to jump start the car by turning the ignition key is damn stupid.

Jackie shouted at the bangala and describe to him how he can throw the clutch to start the lorry, "Sir! You dun understand. The problem is the ignition boss! Ignition problem." bangala responded with a look that tell you not to teach daddy how to fark. OMG! Jackie nodded retardedly with a look of an idoit. Mouth wide open and a lousy attempt to conceal his smile.

There our foreign talent continued pushing the lorry all the way up the bridge and to nevana.

Downstairs, we heard a the boss of another workshop calling his chinese mechanic over "Baammm!" As the boss swung his work harden palm across the globe and landed "Smack!" on the chinaman's face. "Fark! You start the engine without pouring in the engine oil!". Ai yoh, so we have silly sillypore employers doing silly thing again.

While preparing this article, a lady dressed in a nice black dress arrives with one of our kakis. Long shiny hair that moves as the slightest breeze lift each strands by its name. Sharp features like those you see in korean movies, gentle movement that make life so difficult to remain focus and the need to pretend you're not looking at her is a little lame. Didnt see sam's reaction though, thats gonna be interesting, I wonder where he went....

Stock WRX, boost up, wastegate and stuff. The result is a showroom quality ride. The way you wanted it when you test drove the ride at Subaru's Showroom. Just a little more powerful and louder when the wastegate opens when you gun the ride. Nice!

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