Speed Clinic - Car Maintenance

Speed Clinic - Car Maintenance

As a tuner, I have been asked frequently on when to change engine oil after the car has been modified. 5000? 9000? or 10,000? Also, I have been asked, when to change tyres...7000? 20,000? 1 year? Also, when to change batteries, timing belt, spark plugs ... the list is endless. Worst still, the car's service manual says 10,000 change oil. Then now, I changed my engine to something else, which should I follow... kekeke... And many have feedbacked to me to write up something brief on whats needed in older cars.

I'm tempted to write loads of stuff here... kekeke ... ok, since Sam is the Doctor, I'll just post my interview with him here... haha

Me: What the fark you do after you surf porn at home?
Sam: CB lah.. where got surf porn. (haha like real)
Me: People wanna know about how you service cars

Sam: Depending on whether it is old car or new car, for old cars, (Sam) need to drive the car to check if there is any problem in the wheel alignment, wheel bearing and check if the engine is running properly. Sometimes, the problem may be due to brake jam and cause the car to experience high fuel consumption, customers putting in brxquet and stuff will not solve the problem... blah blah blah... basically he need to check the car by driving it.

Me: How much you charge?
Sam: If just to check the car and diagnose, clearing cel codes and stuff, about 30~40 bucks there abouts.

Me: and also...
Sam interupts: Eh, you only fark around with funny cars and turbos only. You never see me work most of the time ah.
Me: knn la...

Sam contiunes: ... all our modified cars comes back to see doctor, change oil, claim insurance if kenna accident, fix radiator, do this and that. Eh, not only the cars you played with leh... I got do serving for all sorts of cars, then to return back the lost bhp.
Me: eh.. then the..
Sam interupts: eh, you think easy to make old car become new izzit, you look at my civic, now like new like that...

Me: no lah... what I'm trying to say is...
Sam: Eh, you can make their old car function like new they (customers) very happy already, no need to put turbo they also very happy... (sam then laugh with a tight sense of pride and orgasm)

Me: eh, what you doing now? masturbating ah?
Sam: cb.

Me: what else?
sam: err... you never see those car that come and do serving meh? Sometimes, the brake hose leaking and not because brake pads is old can cause the car to lose its braking power, thats quite common with older cars. Newer cars is more concern with other things. Then older cars the grounding and earthing cables are quite important. If the grounding is not good, the sensor may not read correctly.

Me: New cars leh?
Sam: you know la,... sometimes the spark plugs others put in may not be suitable for the car and stuff... end up car FC not as good. Mostly kenna screwed with wrong parts la... some times people want to buy car, they will drive the car over for a checkup before committing to buy or not...

Me: any more?
Sam: people usually carry my number with them. So, in case they need immediate advise or assistance on what to do in an accident, arranging a tow truck and stuff, they can call me. Eh, my phone bill more than 200 bucks a month leh. You think why my bills so high... because of all this thing I do ..... ( he continues to rattle on... kekeke)

So, best you take down his number, call him up and chit chat with him :)

Sam's number - 8163 7753


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