Kelvin's letter

Kelvin's letter

Kelvin left me a feedback... usually, I would just consolidate and probably answer some of it here and there... but, the way Kelvin wrote it, its like flies attracted to light, just couldnt resist the need to write something...

But, rules are rules. I'm not farking Bush with his anti-regulatory policies that screwed up 80% of the world's economy with his pet Greenspan, leaving shit behind for poor benarke to flush. Fark Bush. hahaha... Let try to keep hardware debates elsewhere agree?

What about tuning articles. Well, for one, tuning article which can be reliably depended upon are, a series of mathematical calculations that tells you the basic requirements for a specific engine. Similar to economic instruments. Tuning involves not just keying in numeric figures, those number should represent your wealth of knowledge before you start punching in those numbers.

Now, before anyone starts to dose off... hahaha... I've learnt over the years that the real stuff bore people and seem to make me look nerdish then usual, and people simply listened because they felt pai seh to ask me to sha-dap...

So, I decided to use Dr Sam's cheapskate method of decribing tuning and for most part of it, I must admit that it degrades the prestigous tag that comes with a tuner. So, allow me to degrade my theories by using some of Sam's layman terms.

Tuning is like cooking fried rice. Thats a disgusting way of describing things but, it will do for now...

Now. The number 1 question people ask....

What the fark is an intercooler?
Go to bell intercoolers and read up
specifically read Is some intercooling better than no intercooling?

Price? Range from 800 to 1600... you can tally this with the web since parts make up the costs component in running any sort of businesses. That cost is borne by the customer thats business. If you have never heard of water cooled intercooler, then I suggest you read more... :)

Question 2.
Emanage ultimate Vs Unichip Q

hahaha... you really wanna know? kekeke... can... Lets discuss this over dinner at Ben's Uncle Leong's restaurant. I tell you... the butter crabs at uncle leong restaurant, ai yoh... the meat is cooked juuuust nice. Tender and juicy. The moment you sink your vampire fangs sinks into the meat, the buttery taste of fresh live sri lankan crabs starts to ooze out, chewing the meat slowly and suck in the succelents unto your palates, the tangy taste triggers a sensation similar to orgasm, your nerves starts to relax and the day's fatigue dissolves along with the saucy into traces. Ladle up some of the sauce, the sauce inter-twines, melts and cover every grain of rice before it enters your mouth. OMG! Feeling is priceless...

Price wise, we had I think 3 or 4 giant sri lankan crabs, sweet sour pork ribs, fried ommelette and some vege... price is around 120 bucks or so... Ai yoh... eat until we drop lor... that day, only 3 of us where there... hahaha... SHIOK la! Remember the crab eggs that the chef placed seperately on another plate, hoi! Farking good lor... hahaha... Ok... here's the deal, you solve my P1241 cel code puzzle, I treat you to Uncle leong. You wanna know which ecu is better from a tuner's point of view... your treat! hahaha... I eat... you listen type of course... hahaha...


Question 3
Why did sam put this and why he did that...

Now... thats a tough question... Since most of my conversation with him revolves around dirty jokes... hahaha... I remember the day I accompanied him to see doctor... hahaha... he stood at the counter registering. Then, the doctor came out of the room, shook his hands and invited him in for consultation. I was standing outside the clinic looking in, surprised... Aiyoh, you should have seen his posture lor... standing on 2 legs for once, straight backed, and walks with his nose higher than Mahatiar's twin peaks! I think he sense people looking at him and people are wondering how come this sloppy oil stained guy get preferential treatment. hahaha...

The counter girl said, Dr xxx instructed me to charge you Free of charge for consultation. Really CB lor... hahaha... the counter girl smile until her lips almost touch each other behind her head, not before passing behind the ears lobs... wah lan eh... Dr sam? "NO!! cANNOT!!" counter girl's mouth took the shape of the letter 'O', then smiled again... wah lan eh.... Sam told the counter girl "Must Pay!!" hahaha... Counter girl starts to panic a little, afraid of offending Boss's friend and also afraid of annoying Boss, coz, Boss told her not to charge engine oil stained Sam. Her smile starts to waver a little, and reluctantly took sam's payment.... poor counter girl, do this also kenna pluck, do that also kenna pluck, WTF! Like my job like that... Boss say this, then user say that... wah lan... I also pretend to smile smile... ai yoh... damn headache la...

Why did Sam do this? hmm... I got no farking clue... hahaha... but recalling the way people looked at him up and down, wondering... BTW, Sam didn't modify that Doctor's car, if you suspect that... Anyway... its can be interesting to see what is in Sam's brain, of course, syphoning the porno that clutters his mind will quicken your research by far.

PS:
Track day is around the corner, so, trackies and newbies to tracks, please call up sam for details... Also, Lancer Ex 1.5 running on emanage Ultimate, sam lost your phone number, he asks if you have the time for FOC fine tuning, please give him a call...