Ben's Honda Civic 1.6 NA

Ben's Honda Civic 1.6 NA

Yesterday was suppose to be only touching up lawrence's car running on hydra nemesis,... Ben called up that evening to request for tuning services for his honda civic. Ben, physically challenged has an extreme passion for cars. His eyes is filled with compassion and very soft spoken. In his car, farking more fierce than mine by far. Some of the things you find here can make any car enthu drool or masturbate, whichever produces more pleasure.

We have mugen body kit, mugen oil cap,... Hey, dun laugh la CB... you think the oil cap cheap izzit?... knn... go check how much mugen charge for oil cap and you will surely faint. More tiong parts? Have!

AP racing 6 pot 4 brakes. Fierce boh? hahaha... yes, if the exhuast pipe wasnt so damn hot, I bet sam would go behind and screw the pipe... hahaha... People use 2 point lateral strut bars, this ride? 4 point A frame strut bars. The best la brudder.

Meters? Have. Defi triple meters with genome module. Rims? 18 inch. Race compound tyres.

ECU, we have Emanage Ultimate! Yes, the best. Tuning? The person who tuned this ride previously is beyond words. The car stalls when moving off traffic! Jerks like a horse. The previous tuner magically produced 200 bhp on this 1.6 NA and the moment sam saw the dyno chart, his eyes popped out, jaws open with a pop sound and told Ben, "... I cannot produce 200 bhp leh..." hahaha... The dyno chart looks like shit to me lor... I said, ".. you only do this to people you dun like la... " That idoit tuner is a Free-Lan tuner. Really lan chieow la... Ben only wanted better drivability and ended up riding a horse...

This cb sam sometimes really nothing better to do, during tuning, he wanted to test the hand lever that controls the brakes and accelerator... "I wonder how this works?" Sam said, "CB la brudder... you really CB leh... please don't experiment leh... " I farked him la... very fun to play meh? really cb lor... like small kid like that. knn...

Tuning a car with modified muffler and air intake is blase. The previous tuner spent 2 hours on the dyno machine tuning Ben's ride. I dunno what he did... maybe he got so excited he went to wack the exhaust pipe... hahaha... imagine putting the tuner's hand on the boot and rubs it in circular motion, eyes rolling, mouth wide open, opening the top button on his jeans, ripped the zipper down and held his dick with thumb and index finger, you slot it into the exhuast pipe. Vigorously slamming his pelvis against the rear, feeling the ribbed banana pulling and pushing against the grains of the pipe, ignoring the almost consuming feverish heat from the exhaust, the Tuna continued like no tomorrow, his excitment wouldnt be cut short because of early ejaculation, because after 2 hours of this fervent pleasure, every drop of liquid would have shot out like a projectile. Its during this time, the car's mutiple orgasm created the kind of stock market dyno chart, and when the orgasm reached its climax, woooh, 200 bhp is an understatement!

For boring me and sam, there wasnt anything like that... hahaha... it took us 15 mins to finish the job. And, when sam requested to try out the previous mapping, god! when he floored the accelerator, the engine detonated! It felt like someone jabbed you with a stun gun leh... "WOOH!!!" both of us shouted! hahaha... the electrifying effect of detonation!

Usually, owner follows us to go tuning together, so, owner will get the first hand experience of kenna stun also... hahaha... Then, when moving off traffic, the car jerks away like it was trying to tell you how much she missed the time that some idoit carressed her butt. Anyway... she not our type... hahaha...

Owner sms us to let us know his appreciation of whats done. Very happy with the results. He still owe us kopi...