Edwin's Subaru WRX

Edwin's Subaru WRX

I was talking to one of my cb friend, and was told that his friend went to geylang to have a jolly good time. The moment this farker unzipped his pants, pulled down his underwear, the girl with popping eyes, mouth open wide, said, "... wah sir... your cock very big!..." That idoit really an asshole la... the moment he stick his banana into the girl, the girl screamed! " oooohhh...." That farker got a shock and screamed! Idoit... The girl got stunned by his screaming, herself stopped screaming, and asked him what happened... "... is everything ok?..." kekeke... Asshole replied,"... your hole is sooo big, my balls also went in...." hahaha... this is king cb speaking man....

Edwin is a long time friend la... from his lancer, evo 3 gsr days... till now... a couple years have flown by already... This wrx runs on triple plate clutch, GT30 turbo, forged pistons, powervalve, AVCR boost controller, monster sized top mount intercooler, big big injectors, regulator, pumps, 2.0 upgrade to 2.5 block and many many many more... ecu? Reflash.

Gt30 on his WRX 2.5L setup seems to work quite well... in the past, I have tuned a couple of rides running on GT30, and the results is nothing worth mentioning. But in Edwin's setup, omg... it was good. Good spool ups not as laggy as the other setups we tried. This turbo however lacks the 'G' factor, the turbo spools up a little too linearly to produce any significant 'g' force, unlike a VF28 for example, this turbo certainly lacks the 'g' factor. However, churning a 500bhp on this turbo is not an issue...

We didnt take too long tuning this ride so most of the time is spent talking cock, catching up on old times, and discussing on how to modify his ride futher...

Gear 1, boring... if you have that sticker that says, "Girl, please remove all restrictive clothing, including bra, as this ride is turbocharged. blah blah ..." you can remove that sticker now... Gear 2,... wah lan eh... sleep liaoz.... boring!!

Gear 3. All of a sudden, all the money spent on this turbo suddenly seems logical. From the moment you floored the accelerator, the car will pull and pull all the way till 8800 rpm! Speed check, 160 km/h.

Gear 4. Car pulls easily with massive bhp onslaught from the huge turbo, the speedometer takes a relentless swipe on the dashboard, if you are still able to tear your eyes off the road and look at the way the speedometer attacking the numbers, You. Got. Balls! Speed check 240km/h

Gear 5. Based on Lawrence experience on GT30... running to 300 km/h, "No problem, very easy... not scary la... where got fast... normal mah..." crazy farker... going to 300 km/h, well, the rpm needle moves at the same rate as the speedometer... If you're having a great time screwing this ride, remember to pull your balls out after you're done...

GT30 is the turbo for making sure the speedometer's spring get a full workout, and making sure the car get a good blowjob from the amount of air smashing the windscreen at 300 km/h. If you're sick of trying too hard to spin that top speed numbers, try this turbo.

Gerald just came back from Sepang track. The last time he was there, he was on GT30 turbo, and he clocked a good 2:47 that day. Last sunday, he was there again. This time with green turbo. On Green turbo, Gerald took his 502bhp wrx sti, confident of breaking his personal best on sepang, only managed a 2:54. Very dissapointed he was... hahaha... Little did he know that the intercooler piping had uncoupled itself making him lose precious boost pressure needed for the 2 bars of boost.... so, with a half-past-six hardware, he managed a 2:54... hmm... very good!

I was talking to Edwin aka Lan Chieow Lang... he asked me, "my car got 500bhp meh?"... I replied, "... no lah... 480 bhp only" Then he seriously replied me, "... Yah, I also think it is around 480"... I gave him the middle finger. Last time, after the cb garman hantam the 7% gst, a lot of cb places started to give 1 cent change... really knn... lucky nowadays nobody give 1 cent change already... I think edwin still got a lot of 1 cent in his pockets... farker...

how to put frog recipies here.... hmm....