Dom 1 turbo with bigger fuel pump

Dom 1 turbo with bigger fuel pump

Yes, its a very lame title, who in the world cares if you upgraded the fuel pumps, and upgrading fuel pump is something not worth mentioning. Cool.

Yesterday, we have so many people coming over, we can start a camp fire and talk cock all the way man... Sam is the farker who keep chasing people away, I bet everyone's there to see his baboon lips, and its a real pity the baboon lips has since reduced to something like those on Su Qi's... a little valoptuous I must say... He no longer say Steam Bowl anymore, and thats a pity too.

Now, let see what happened yesterday...

Lets start with Ed. He owns a monster wrx to begin with, something like 480 bhp, GT30 turbo and stuff, I know this farker for very very long already. I remember the time he sat in my car asking me how to modify his lancer glx, so nerdy... And we're still talking about how big a VF30 turbo is and it felt like daddy showing off how mature his 3 year old kid is to the world. Oh, looking back, its really niave.

Ai yah, fark his car la... so boring... Its only till he started describing his sexual escapades to me that really caught my attention. It started with a peek into his cell phone, there lies a new girl, with very sharp features. Her hair flows down to her chest, straight, black and thinly cut. Dressed in black man's shirt, her thin lips the colour of pink and her eyes, yes, those eyes are those that draws guys like flies to honey. Those lips are so tempting, you can just imagine sliding yours against hers and feel the warmth of her moist textured lips, while you're there, you should feel how soft there are, move and molds as her lips moves you want to go further but, you know you hold back, not now at least. "Not yet" says Ed...

"Hey! what happened to the other one?" I asked.
"Which one?" He replied with a question.

In the last escapade, she runs her fingernails along the grains of his shaft, gently scratching over the crumples of his skin, each finger alternating among themselves, moving in a rythemic motion, a little ticklish and a feeling that your heart is connected and feeling every movement of her fingers as she feels her ways around. Her long silky hair covers the entire region as she reposition her head above the tee. With her other hand, she pulls strands of hair to one side and the ends of her hair brushing against Ed's thighs, she parts her lips and molds her lips around the tee at an angle while looking at you from her sides. Starting from the tip of the shaft, she pushes her head downwards and her unpredictable timing of this movement sends vibes along every nerve on his spine,... Each time the downward motion happens, it sends a fresh bout of andrenaline that at times forces air out of your lungs. Ed says, he has to push her head away to retain his sanity. What a loser...

Nick and Ray was there too,... Those 2 went out for a drag race... boost junkies!

JX and and space chimps were there admiring each other's turbo kit. Sometimes these people nothing better to do, like 2 boys unzipping their pants and comparing each other's dick.

Talk about dick... that day, that old man came, he told sam he went to this 'workshop'. There you have a hall of fame of people who hung weights on his pinky! Sam told the old man, his crazy already, where got people hang weights on dick.

Old man kept insisting sam should take a look first than say, old man claim the therapy improves his sex drive alot. Sam told him, "Don't be a dog. Don't be a pig". Old man got aggitated and started demostrating how he swings his pinky with weights in front of us. Wah lao eh... He placed his hands behind his waist and started to swing away. He also pointed to his third leg and swing-swing demostrating how it should be done on his horse riding stance.

"I pity his wife" sam said.
"Why? Coz, he's crazy?" I asked.
"How can she be satisfied when her hubby does these things to destroy his pinky" Sam replied with a tinge of self-pity.

Wah, I laughed till I faint la... hahaha... these 2 equally crazy... hahaha...

Nowadays, sam keep passing fire extinguisher to people, and people are all wondering why... some felt an indirect cautioning gesture, some just blantly fark sam for being crazy, other just can't be bothered. If you ask me, go take a look at his office, he has at least 15 fire extinguishers there, and he wanna clear up his office... thats why.

Like the old saying goes...
But O' what damned mintues tell he O'er
Who dotes yet doubts, suspects yet strongly loves....

Have fun and stay safe.