Vios Turbocharged

Vios Turbocharged

Her unforgettable smile, luscious shoulder length hair, that walk that captivates the world and makes the world sway as she sways, her eyes that brightens the skies... I missed that laughter from one so demure, angelic voices that fill the very depths of our souls,...

Sam stares blankly, captivated by her beauty. Beyond the windows of the vios turbo as we left for tuning, he stares, not shy, saved by the black tinted reflective windows, minutes passed like hours, and captivated he was by the beauty across, what awkward minutes tells he O'er as he kept his eyes glued on her... I cannot help but imagine him drooling and panting like a hungery mongrol, disgusting the very nature of mankind itself.... thats sam.

This image of sam is stored away. And in my mental projector I can play it again and watch. The euphoric feeling and excitement, that too, I feel it again as I watch.

The owner of this fabulous ride has a turbo kit that is built by a famous chap in this modification circle. He shares a unique relationship with his original tuner and emphasises to sam not to mention anything about him visiting us and asking us to tune his ride. That saturday, sam sent me on test drive to pick up the possible faults and fixes required before tuning can commence.

After test drive...

Sam asked, " How is it ?", while giving me that half baked smile of his, and a futile attempt to conceal that innocent look, and his damned decision to send his tuner to test drive.
me, " Like that lor... cb... ", totally disgusted...
Sam, "hahaha... " covering his mouth with his oil stained hand...., "everything ok?"
Sam now gave me a even more convincing innocent look... omg...

I reported, "First,... the entire car is filled with smell of gasoline"... I have advised the owner to carry a fire extinguisher... Owner asked me , why?? WHY!?? why need fire extinguisher one?...

I continue with sam saying, "I told the owner,...err.... well... its better to have la..." trying very hard to downplay the situation... " your car is filled with the smell of gasoline leh... I think better to have la... just in case..., you dun smoke right?"

Sam laughs again... wah lan eh... you know sam really enjoys situations like this, where like a kid showing off how big and shiny his marbles are, demostrating his superior sharp shooting marble power with the kid next door... hiaz... kids...

There were other issues that I reported to sam, but none as compared to one that is of this nature... Thereafter, he started to rectify the setup, showing off his superior marbles yet again. I guessed he rectified it because he is not going to sit inside a cabin filled with gasoline himself? cb sam...

Vios is a very obedient car if the setup is done correctly. A 950kg car that runs 0~100 in an instant... turbo spools up at 3500 rpm, giving a good 'g' feeling as the car propels forward. We have done vios turbo before and to know how it felt like? ... here... Nothing comes closer to driving a 1.5L ride that runs like a 3 litre ride...

Sam said, "Do you know why the car's cabin is full of gasoline?"
Me, " wah lan eh.... stop it lah..."
Sam, " hahahaha... heee hee hee... "

Sam, " You know, the fuel tank is like a dick... you rub it too much, it will shoot fuel..."
me, " wah please lah... telling the world fuel tank is a dick? Thats not the coolest thing to say bro..."
Sam, " hahahaha... heee hee hee... "

I shook my head and ignore the rest of the details which sam, with his hands drew diagrams in the air, elaborating what he did, why this and why that... oh... how very proud he was, arrogant like a kid kissing a girl for the first time.... oh what a prick he was... He kept on drawing his endless diagrams, interjected with pornographic shaking of his fist, the ejaculation of fuel and stuff,... I ignored him mostly, not the very least interested in him showing off his marbles, I just listened and can't help recalling the experience of driving in a gasoline filled turbocharged ride.

Sam is a perculiar person indeed. One that enjoys fixing up rides and showing off with his oil stained fingers, drawing endless diagrams in the air, that image too, I store away, and in my mental projector, I watch it again. The disgusted and anti-orgasmic feeling, that too, I felt it again as I watch it in my mental projector.

What a day it was....


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